A Book in the Pants is Worth... Not Much
If It's Written by David Boyer
The Everyready Plagiarist is writing a book.
It makes perfect sense. I'm writing a book about him. He's terrified about the material it will reveal. So what's a plagiarist like David Boyer to do? Well, since he doesn't have original ideas, he steals from me. He decides to write a book about himself, too. Damn. But the Vincennes, IN Plagiarist doesn't like the truth, because it makes him look bad. So in his version, he's a victim of hideous cyber-stalkers.
How can this be? In his personal fairy tale, he's an honest man, villified by others, stalked by them on the Internet and even threatened by them. There's a mob after him, you see. He believes this religiously. Sure he was a mass plagiarist, an online predator editor who victimized so many writers I've lost count of the total. Why would anyone be angry with him?
Then again, David Boyer- known to many as "Can't Hitchhike Dave"- believes in his prevaricating soul that he's not a plagiarist, and if he believes that, he can believe anything.
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